Oh No Honey: Shar Jackson

Okay, I don't have too much of an issue with the dress itself...but I do have an issue with it not fitting Shar the way it's supposed to. Would it really have been that hard to get it tailored? Come on now... And the shoes? Not at all. Someone please get this child a stylist ASAP. Everything is just...off with this look. I'm not loving anything about it. Try again Shar.

Oh No Honey: Khia

I will now need some form of eye surgery thanks to Khia. I don't know what to harp on first, the fact that this chick is rocking a red, white, and blue crocheted get up that looks like it came from the craft fair down the street...or...the lets-all-take-a-picture-at-the-club weed and Hypnotiq backdrop...I mean really! I'm going to personally call the government on her ass for this mockery of the flag. I'm just...I'm going to have a breakdown if I look at this foolishness any longer. Please, your two cents is needed.

Oh No Honey: Keyshia Cole

What in the leggings and knit/lace hell is this child wearing? I don't know what her stylist was thinking, or if her stylist was thinking at all! This is not a flattering outfit on Miss Cole at all. There is nothing about it that I'm feeling, so feel free to point out your own issues with this catastrophe of an ensemble.
My computer is still acting crazy, and blogger isn't helping. It took me nearly an hour just to post this! Yall pray for this computer...and blogger.

Oh No Honey...

I don't even know where to start on Kym Whitley's outfit for the 5th annual Hoodie awards. Should I start with the horrid white space boots? The coat? Or the dress? Hmm... so many choices. This look is just not flattering at all on Miss Whitley, and I happen to think she's a very pretty woman. She just made the wrong wardrobe decision, definitely.

Honey...YOU decide

I was going to do an "Oh No Honey" post for my girl Rihanna when I saw this outfit she was rocking on TRL...then I really couldn't decide for myself. I love the beanie hat in this seasons hottest color. Love the necklace, her makeup is flawless...I just don't know what I think about this outfit! So I'll let you ladies decide,
Oh no, honey or Oh yes, honey?


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Oh No Honey: Beyonce

Alright, it seems we have a special birthday edition of; Oh No Honey, featuring Miss Beyonce Knowles. Now I hate to give my fellow Virgo the side eye, but it's necessary if we're going to move past this atrocity right here. Beyonce is pictured below arriving at Macy's Herald Square, back in August. I'm not sure what the occasion was but don't you think it would have been kind for Mama Tina to tap her daughter and say: "Oh no honey" Well had I been Beyonce's mother, I would have tackled her behind Superbowl style to stop her from walking out of the house in this dress. The color, and the cut do absolutely nothing for her curvy frame. The big satin bow gives it a country-gone-wrong twist, and the pockets...don't get me started on the pockets! It makes the dress puff out horribly.
...and are those the marching band tights the baton twirlers rocked to keep their legs warm while they paraded around in glittery outfits? Girl stop.
Now before you Beyonce lovers try to kill me, I will say this: her make-up and hair are perfect. On point as usual. And I have nothing against her... But this dress? It has to go!

Oh No Honey: Alicia Keys

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What in the animal print hell, possessed Alicia Keys to walk on somebody's red carpet looking like this?! This is not cute, not in the least honey. Miss Keys decided to rock this 80's inspired Cheetah Girl dress by Just Cavalli, to the New York screening of The Nanny Diaries. Why, is the question that I'm sure we all want answered. And are those fishnet stockings I see? Girl please...